Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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