Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Chris is hairy

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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