- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

the WNBA.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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