- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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