- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

knock knock who's there? faith

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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