Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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haha

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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