whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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