- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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