- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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