- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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