Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's just not right? Left

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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