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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

^ That's not even funny ^

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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