- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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