- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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