- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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