A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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