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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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