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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

I like touching my boobs

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