- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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