- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What's big and messy? A big mess

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

I like poop in my butt

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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