- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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