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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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