What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Anti Joke

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