were you expecting a joke

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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I agree

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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