why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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