Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Alchohol.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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