I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Badabing.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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women's rights.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

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