- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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