Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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