Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Actually it was me Josh brown

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

call me maybe.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Praise Paisley

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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