- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Roses are red Im adopted

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I will create more jobs for americans

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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