a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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