So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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