- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

knock knock come in

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

if you don't like this you're gay

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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