- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What page are you on The gay page.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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