A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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