How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

whats brown and sticky a stick

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A American seeking into mexico

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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