What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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