What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You had better thumbs up this post.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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