How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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