What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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