ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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