- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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