Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Immigration Laws

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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A lot eh?

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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