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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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