Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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