A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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lol

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Do the roar!

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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