What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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A guy walks into a bar

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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