What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Michael Brown

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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