Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Do the roar!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

WNBA

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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