- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

a man was shot.... he died

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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