How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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