- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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