- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

jd and zach loves vigina

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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