- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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