Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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