What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

thumb_up thumb_down +30

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

joe galasso from plainview ny

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Killing your friend as a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops