"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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