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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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