Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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