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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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