- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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