- Anti Joke

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Obama lin Baden.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know