A car walks into a bar.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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