Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

The Morman Religion.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

I'm Coming

A hill billy went fishing

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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