Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

kennah campion when she talks

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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