what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Tall asians

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Guess what? I like trains.

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