- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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