What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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