- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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