What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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