rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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