Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Balls

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your face

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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