What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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