- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

I have a really funny joke.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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