why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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if you don't like this you're gay

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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