- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Face...the other white meat!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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