Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Anti Joke

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