- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

No your aunties a joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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