- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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