- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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