- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

vitamin c

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

I love pissing people off :P