Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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