- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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whats green and lives in the water

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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