Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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