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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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