what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Anti Joke

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