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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

men's rights activists

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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