- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Women's rights

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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