What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

civil rights

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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