once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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