- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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