- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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