a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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