- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

race-car = rac-ecar

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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