- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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