I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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