- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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