- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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