Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Your mother is so fat.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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