Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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