I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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