- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats white and sticky? a white stick

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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