- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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