Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Small Penis.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Obama = ebola

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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