One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Yo Mama just died.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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people magazine

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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