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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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