- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's the new green? Green

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

i hate non minorities!

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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