- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

He--Hey guys

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??