- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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