- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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