Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's brown and sticky A stick

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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