What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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