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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

whats green and lives in the water

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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