What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

white or wheat? wheat please.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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