- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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