- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Knock Knock Come in

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

why did the black guy die? cancer

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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