Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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i dont fisish anythi

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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