- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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