What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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