What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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