What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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