Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

^ That's not even funny ^

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

alert('The Game')

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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