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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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