What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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