- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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