- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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