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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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