- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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