- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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