Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

lol

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

You are joking right?

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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