- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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