- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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