- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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