- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

an ethopian thanksgiving

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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