- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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