- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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