- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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