What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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