- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

i found waldo.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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