- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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