Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

I don't get it

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

knock knock go away

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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