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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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