- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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