A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Anti Joke

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