- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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