- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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