- Anti Joke

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.