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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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