- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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