Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Granny porn!

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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