What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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