- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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