Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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