What does two plus two equal? 4

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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