What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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a man checks his mypsace

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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