Your mother is so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops