- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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