It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Potassium? K.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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