- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What do black people eat? Food.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

whats a joke

civil rights

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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