What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

I'm Polish.

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