- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's brown and sticky A stick

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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