One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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