A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Your mom.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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miha kako si?

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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