- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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