why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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