- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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