The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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