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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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