I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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