Katy Perry

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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