- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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