- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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