What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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woman's rights

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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