Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Guess what? I like trains.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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