Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Guest what in the butt

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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