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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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