- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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