I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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