- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the NAACP

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

whats worse than a kane nothing

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why does the man appear fat he is

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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