- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A pope meets another one

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Jordan is pregant

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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