- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

i'm hard

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

race-car = rac-ecar

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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