- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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