A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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