- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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