What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Swag.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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the sky is green no it is not

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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