- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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