- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

penisvaginaorgasm

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

united we sit, cause we're fat

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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