Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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