- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Don't believe in Atheists.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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