How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Equal rights!

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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