q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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