- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A man did not like this site

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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