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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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