Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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