- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Death by kayak

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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