- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

knock knock come in

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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