- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Andoni was here

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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