How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How you know when dislextic

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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