More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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I asked her where you were.

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haha

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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black people swimming

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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PENIS lol

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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