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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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