What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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