- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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