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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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