whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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4 hours later.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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