- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Fat? Jesse Z

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Women.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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