Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Women's rights

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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America

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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