How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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