Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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