What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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