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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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