Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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