- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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