Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Weaner

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

this website is a bad joke

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...