A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

black people

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

there was once a jew

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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