Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Go away still nothing to see

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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