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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

roses are red poo is poo

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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