- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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