Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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