How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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