- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Good job, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Pickle

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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