People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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