Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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I'm Polish.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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