What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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