- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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