- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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